The 50 Worst Games of All Time

From 'BMX XXX' and 'Bubsy 3D' to a game about a talking sausage and the least erotic sex games imaginable. Meet the very worst of the worst

From 'BMX XXX' and 'Bubsy 3D' to a game about a talking sausage and the least erotic sex games imaginable. Meet the very worst of the worst

Hotel Mario

In this third-party Mario platformer for the short-lived Philips CD-i console, Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach again and a couple of cheap Mario and Luigi imitators must search his seven hotels to find her. Who thought "hotels" was a fun theme for a game? The same person who thought "closing doors" was a fun mechanic for one. Each level has you jump on enemies and collect coins while slamming doors shut, the same action repeated through far too many levels. And your reward? Woeful cartoons of off-brand Mario and Luigi that have to be seen to be believed. Here's a representative quote: "You know what they say. All toasters toast toast!"

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