Life management game's latest update includes coffin sex
In the mood to have sex in a coffin? Life management series The Sims has come a long way since the days of putting your sim person in a swimming pool and taking away the exit steps. With its latest expansions pack The Sims 4 sees a welcome return for the supernatural world's sexiest emos, vampires.
The Sims 4 'Vampires Game Pack' will be released on January 24 and the trailer gives us a few hints about what to expect beyond the obvious Hot Topic clothing and funeral parlor interior decor. There are new coffin beds to "woohoo" in, new powers and a new spooky location to explore.
To get around the upsetting implications of sipping on the red stuff these vampires drink Plasma, which they can buy, steal from sleeping humans or harvest from Plasma Fruit.
The game is also getting a free update today which adds toddlers. They do not come with coffins.
The series is still massive and has sold millions and millions of copies around the world. If the last time you checked it out was when making them pee themselves was the most entertaining feature, it's worth going back in.